Friday, February 15, 2008

Hello

Sorry for the delay in posting all. We have been very busy now that people are realizing that it really is the best time to purchase a home. Mom Dad Steven and I took Scott on a suprise cruise for his birthday and we had a fantastic time!!! I will post pictures soon. We drove into town at 4:00pm on Monday and we received a call from a new client wanting to see a property at 5:30pm. And we have been crazy busy ever since. We have taken on 4 more clients this week and we are soooo blessed as they are all really sweet families to work with.

Here is a funny that mom and dad sent my way that I wanted to share with all of our friends, I hope you giggle as much as I did.


Wisdom of the ages:


Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs?'
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about agingis that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces.Then you forget to pull up your zipper.It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!

Make it a great day !!!!!!

1 comment:

About Lori: said...

The 3rd one there is a Ben Franklin quote. ;) I only know 'cuz they've had it on our intranet site at work for days! ha.